Satires of medical tyranny that tell the truth

From the Babylon Bee (below). They have many more than just these. What they all have in common is that they take a news headline re: Covid and emphasize the absurdity of what’s going on, to deflate the shared lie we’re all being forced to participate in (many against our will). This is what good political satire has always done: undermine hypocrisy and abuse of power.

“CDC Reminds People To Listen To All Medical Professionals Except For The Tens Of Thousands Who Refused The Vaccine”
This is based on the censorship of dissident physicians and scientists.

“10 Tips For Making Sure Your Kids Are Terrified Of COVID” (article)
“How To Scare Your Kids The COVID Way” (video)
This is based on the way in which the media amplifies fear of a disease that children are nearly immune to.

“Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost As Safe For Kids As COVID”
This also is a jab at the unnecessary Covid vaccination of children, which is now being pushed by Pfizer (they have a 99.997% recovery rate; vaccines have a 86% adverse reaction rate in children).

“Vaccinated Man Just Wishes There Was Something That Could Protect Him From COVID”
Based on the fact that the vaccine does not provide immunity; it does mitigate symptoms, but that’s all.

“Texas Rebrands Vaccinations As ‘COVID Abortions’ So Government Will Leave Them Up To Individual Choice”
Based on the new Texas anti-abortion law and the hypocrisy of the Leftist embrace of forced injections while claiming to also support bodily autonomy for women.

“New Zealand To Sink Entire Country Into The Sea To Stop Single Case Of COVID”
Based on the real event in which NZ imposed a draconian lockdown in response to one case.

“Scientists Rename Climate Change ‘COVID’ So Americans Will Immediately Give Up All Their Rights To Fight It”
Based on the Great Reset and the fact that people did give up all their rights out of fear of disease, but would not do so as willingly for climate mitigation.

This one is very close to the truth — except that austerity measures for climate change won’t end climate change either. They will just redistribute wealth and power from the majority to an elite.

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"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed immaturity ... the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This immaturity is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the [European] Enlightenment. "Laziness and cowardice are the reasons why such a large part of mankind gladly remain minors all their lives, long after nature has freed them from external guidance. They are the reasons why it is so easy for others to set themselves up as guardians. It is so comfortable to be a minor. If I have a book that thinks for me, a pastor who acts as my conscience, a physician who prescribes my diet [or vaccine], and so on--then I have no need to exert myself. I have no need to think, if only I can pay; others will take care of that disagreeable business for me. Those guardians who have kindly taken supervision upon themselves see to it that the overwhelming majority of mankind ... should consider the step to maturity, not only as hard, but as extremely dangerous. First, these guardians make their domestic cattle stupid and carefully prevent the docile creatures from taking a single step without the leading-strings to which they have fastened them. Then they show them the danger that would threaten them if they should try to walk by themselves. Now this danger is really not very great; after stumbling a few times they would, at last, learn to walk. However, examples of such failures intimidate and generally discourage all further attempts. "Thus it is very difficult for the individual to work himself out of the immaturity which has become almost second nature to him. He has even grown to like it, and is at first really incapable of using his own understanding because he has never been permitted to try it. Dogmas and formulas [e.g., Leftist ideology, identity politics] these mechanical tools designed for reasonable use--or rather abuse--of his natural gifts, are the fetters of an everlasting immaturity. The man who casts them off would make an uncertain leap over the narrowest ditch, because he is not used to such free movement. That is why there are only a few men who walk firmly, and who have emerged from immaturity by cultivating their own minds." - Kant, "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment"

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