Babylon Bee: Dec. 2, 2021
BERLIN—German Health Minister Jens Spahn has announced his aggressive plan to fight COVID, which will include gathering all the unvaccinated people and putting them in special secured areas where they won’t bother anyone.
“Ze key to fighting ze COVID iz very simple,” said Spahn. “Ve must concentrate all ze filthy undesirables into special camps with very tall barbed-wire fences all around, where they will not infect us with their filthy anti-vaxx presence anymore.”
Unvaccinated Germans will also be required to wear highly-visible markings on their clothing, so everyone will know to stay away from them, or turn them in if they attempt to buy food in a public market.
“Zis iz for ze good of ze German people,” continued Spahn. “Ve vill not tolerate zis disgusting unvaccinated in our presence anymore. Heil Science!”
Spahn then gave a very special pro-science salute.
Australia praised the move by the German Health Minister, saying it worked great for the Aborigines.
The above satirizes actual quarantine/isolation Covid camps already constructed in numerous countries. Here is my latest article on them. The Aborigine reference is to the fact that Australia just put 38 Aboriginal people in such a camp, and to that country’s historical past of imprisoning and killing Aborigines.
Germany and Austria recently imposed lockdowns on the unvaccinated, and isolation camps exist in those countries too, I believe. They are not concentration camps of the kind the Nazis used, obviously, but the danger is that if this bad precedent (imprisoning people) is allowed to stand, they could evolve into them eventually. This is not about containing a disease; it’s about aggrandizing political power.