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Trudeau Demands Truckers Get Vaccinated Like He Did So They Don’t Catch COVID Like He Did

OTTAWA—As truckers continue to march on Canada’s capital to very politely ask for their human rights back, Trudeau is doubling down on his position. In a fiery speech this week, Trudeau demanded truckers follow his example and get vaccinated like he did, so they don’t catch COVID like he did.

“Listen, I have COVID right now, and trust me—you don’t want this,” said Trudeau in his classic Trudeau girly voice. “I know you all are all deplorable evil disgusting racists, and there’s no avoiding that. But if you would just get the jab like me, you could at least avoid COVID—something I was unable to do.”

With the COVID infection ravaging his thrice-vaccinated body, Trudeau will remain in quarantine, deep in a hole in the ground in an undisclosed location until he has fully recovered, or until the truckers all go home—whichever comes last.

“Be smart, trust the science, and get jabbed, you disgusting racists, it’s the right thing to do,” said Trudeau before coughing uncontrollably into his sleeve and crying. 

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  1. teknontheos says:

    Thoughts on the last cartoon..
    Pfizzer’s [sic] vacks [sic] effects [sic] 90% of the population

    Affect: Have an influence or effect on
    Effect: The result of something

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    1. Ungekrzte says:

      Good point. Turns out that the 90 percent figure is grossly misleading. Pfizer cheated on its clinical trials through the use of flawed methodology: https://peckford42.wordpress.com/2021/10/03/former-pfizer-vp-clear-evidence-of-fraud-in-pfizer-study-claiming-95-efficacy/

      If you do a correct analysis, the efficiency of the mRNA drugs drops precipitously. It wanes in 4 month as the spiked protest are flushed from the body, required more booster.

      The problem is that the spiked protein the mRNA shots are cytotoxin and harm people. And are not effective against Omicron, which is not lethal anyway, so to keep pushing this drug is insane, given the risks and the cost to society in terms of loss of constitutional rights. The people pushing this drug have acted criminally.

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